i think black holes are the universe's innuendos

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

why

wow past you was a bitch

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

polishingopals:

dontworryitsharmony:

moonlitsoliloquy:

i was just trying to log in and then oMFG IS THAT ROSEMARY ON THE SIGN UP PAGE???

we did it guys. We’re officially part of tumblr AND NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE NOW.

YES

HELL YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES

WE DID IT

motivationintohabit:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

And I thought my love for her couldn’t get any bigger.

sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

colormecurvy:

I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read